WTF ??

What if they discover porn?

From CNN:

LESS SEX, MORE TV IDEA AIRED IN INDIA
On World Population Day this year India's new health and welfare minister cameout with an idea on how to tackle the population issue: Bring electricity to every Indian village so that people would watch television until late at night and therefore be too tired to make babies....

FULL STORY: http://www.cnn.com/2009/WORLD/asiapcf/08/13/sex.or.tv/index.html

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Who Runs The Country?

So who actually runs a country where the Courts tell the /Government what to do?

From: CBC News Alerts        

Friday, August 14, 2009
Government must press for Omar Khadr's return: court The Federal Appeal Court has upheld a lower court ruling that the federal government must act to bring Guantanamo Bay inmate Omar Khadr back to Canada.

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How Much Will This Cost?

So I wonder which country will be sued over this? Canada likes to pay and people are allowed to abuse their rights to excess so I'm betting it won't be Kenya.

From CBC News Alerts
Friday, August 14, 2009
Kenyan judge clears way for Suaad Haji Mohamud's return   A Kenyan judge has dropped all charges against Canadian Suaad Haji   Mohamud, clearing the way for her to return to Toronto three months   after she was refused passage home because an official said she didn't   look like her passport photo.

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ARIZONA GIRL'S ATTACK SHEDS LIGHT ON RAPE IN LIBERIA

Why should the problems of rape in Liberia be brought to the life of an 8 year old Arizona girl?

From CNN
The allegation is shocking: an 8-year-old girl lured to a storage shed withthe promise of chewing gum, pinned down and sexually assaulted by four boys,none of them older than 14.....
FULL STORY: http://www.cnn.com/2009/WORLD/africa/07/29/liberia.sex.crimes/index.html
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Strange and Macabre

Something ain't quite right in Massacrewcuts...

From CNN
WOMAN KILLED, FETUS CUT FROM BODY
Police are searching for someone who killed a woman in her Massachusettsapartment and cut an 8-month-old fetus from her body.....
FULL STORY: http://www.cnn.com/2009/CRIME/07/29/massachusetts.fetus/index.html
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How Fights Start

       
One year, a husband decided to buy his mother-in-law a cemetery
Plot as a Christmas gift..
The next year, he didn't buy her a gift.
When she asked him why, he replied, "Well, you still haven't used
the gift I bought you last year!"
And that's how the fight started.....

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I asked my wife, 'Where do you want to go for our anniversary?'
It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation.
'Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!' she said.
So I suggested, 'How about the kitchen?'
And that's when the fight started....

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My wife and I are watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we
Were in bed. I turned to her and said, 'Do you want to have sex?'
'No,' she answered.
I then said, 'Is that your final answer?'
She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying 'Yes.'
So I said, 'Then I'd like to phone a friend.'
And that's when the fight started....

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I tried to talk my wife into buying a case of Miller Light for
$14.95.
Instead, she bought a jar of cold cream for $7.95. I told her the
Beer would make her look better at night than the cold cream.
And that's when the fight started......

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I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took
My order first..
'I'll have the strip steak, medium rare, please.'
He said, 'Aren't you worried about the mad cow?'
'Nah, she can order for herself.'
And that's when the fight started.....

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My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping
the channels.
She asked, 'What's on TV?'
I said, 'Dust.'
And then the fight started...

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My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming
anniversary.
She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to
200 in about 3 seconds.'
I bought her a scale.
And then the fight started...

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My wife and I were sitting at a table at her high school
reunion, and she kept staring at a drunken man swigging
his drink as he sat alone at a nearby table.
I asked her , 'Do you know him?'

'Yes,' she sighed, ' He's my old boyfriend...
I understand he took to drinking right after we split up
those many years ago, and I hear he hasn't been sober since.'
'My God!' I said, 'who would think a
person could go on celebrating that long?'

And then the fight started...

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I rear-ended a car this morning.. So, there we were
alongside the road and slowly the other driver got out of
his car. You know how sometimes you just get soooo stressed and little
things just seem funny?
Yeah, well I couldn't believe it... he was a DWARF!!!
He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted,
'I AM NOT HAPPY!'

So, I looked down at him and said, 'Well, then which one are
you?'

And then the fight started...

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THE BROKEN LAWN MOWER

When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife
kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed.
But, somehow I always had something else to take care of
first, the truck, the car, playing golf '
Always something more important to me.

Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point. When
I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass,
busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors.
I watched silently for a short time and then went into the
house. I was gone only a minute, and when I came out again I
Handed her a toothbrush.

I said, 'When you finish cutting the
grass, you might as well sweep the driveway.'

The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a
limp.

I love the internet -- it has instructions for EVERYTHING

Even total idiots can now avoid misfortune by following a bit of simple advice. 

http://www.wikihow.com/Avoid-Getting-Shot-by-a-Police-Officer

 

 

Beer *IS* Hockey

Now it's official - beer is Canadien hockey !! Sad really. Why does alcohol have to synonymous with sports?

From CBC ...

Gillett agrees to sell Canadiens to Molson family

George Gillett has reached an agreement in principle to sell the Montreal Canadiens to the Molson family, the National Hockey League team announced Saturday.

Full Story:http://links.cbc.ca/a/l.x?T=jncickgjinkdpjhjpjbmfbmphdpl&M=28
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Apple sucks

Once again Steve Jobs and the team at Apple have outdone Microsoft in a money grab game that makes Wall Street look like a bunch of Saints !!

From CNN ...

IPHONE 3GS LAUNCH HAS APP DEVELOPERS SEEING GOLD

Friday's launch of the iPhone 3GS could usher in an innovative and lucrativenew era for those who create applications for the popular device, developersand industry observers say.....

FULL STORY: http://www.cnn.com/2009/TECH/06/19/iphone.3gs.launch/index.htm

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Chinese Workmanship

Outsourcing does have it's downfalls for China. But could it have been tyhe workmanship of the Chinese employee or the carelessness of the Chinese employer?

Thanks to CNN...

FACTORY BLAST IN CHINA KILLS AT LEAST 16

A factory explosion in eastern China early Sunday killed at least 16 peopleand injured 43, state-run media reported.....

FULL STORY: http://www.cnn.com/2009/WORLD/asiapcf/06/21/china.blast/index.htm
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