ARIZONA GIRL'S ATTACK SHEDS LIGHT ON RAPE IN LIBERIA

Why should the problems of rape in Liberia be brought to the life of an 8 year old Arizona girl?

From CNN
The allegation is shocking: an 8-year-old girl lured to a storage shed withthe promise of chewing gum, pinned down and sexually assaulted by four boys,none of them older than 14.....
FULL STORY: http://www.cnn.com/2009/WORLD/africa/07/29/liberia.sex.crimes/index.html
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Strange and Macabre

Something ain't quite right in Massacrewcuts...

From CNN
WOMAN KILLED, FETUS CUT FROM BODY
Police are searching for someone who killed a woman in her Massachusettsapartment and cut an 8-month-old fetus from her body.....
FULL STORY: http://www.cnn.com/2009/CRIME/07/29/massachusetts.fetus/index.html
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How Fights Start

       
One year, a husband decided to buy his mother-in-law a cemetery
Plot as a Christmas gift..
The next year, he didn't buy her a gift.
When she asked him why, he replied, "Well, you still haven't used
the gift I bought you last year!"
And that's how the fight started.....

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I asked my wife, 'Where do you want to go for our anniversary?'
It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation.
'Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!' she said.
So I suggested, 'How about the kitchen?'
And that's when the fight started....

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My wife and I are watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we
Were in bed. I turned to her and said, 'Do you want to have sex?'
'No,' she answered.
I then said, 'Is that your final answer?'
She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying 'Yes.'
So I said, 'Then I'd like to phone a friend.'
And that's when the fight started....

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I tried to talk my wife into buying a case of Miller Light for
$14.95.
Instead, she bought a jar of cold cream for $7.95. I told her the
Beer would make her look better at night than the cold cream.
And that's when the fight started......

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I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took
My order first..
'I'll have the strip steak, medium rare, please.'
He said, 'Aren't you worried about the mad cow?'
'Nah, she can order for herself.'
And that's when the fight started.....

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My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping
the channels.
She asked, 'What's on TV?'
I said, 'Dust.'
And then the fight started...

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My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming
anniversary.
She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to
200 in about 3 seconds.'
I bought her a scale.
And then the fight started...

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My wife and I were sitting at a table at her high school
reunion, and she kept staring at a drunken man swigging
his drink as he sat alone at a nearby table.
I asked her , 'Do you know him?'

'Yes,' she sighed, ' He's my old boyfriend...
I understand he took to drinking right after we split up
those many years ago, and I hear he hasn't been sober since.'
'My God!' I said, 'who would think a
person could go on celebrating that long?'

And then the fight started...

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I rear-ended a car this morning.. So, there we were
alongside the road and slowly the other driver got out of
his car. You know how sometimes you just get soooo stressed and little
things just seem funny?
Yeah, well I couldn't believe it... he was a DWARF!!!
He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted,
'I AM NOT HAPPY!'

So, I looked down at him and said, 'Well, then which one are
you?'

And then the fight started...

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THE BROKEN LAWN MOWER

When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife
kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed.
But, somehow I always had something else to take care of
first, the truck, the car, playing golf '
Always something more important to me.

Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point. When
I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass,
busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors.
I watched silently for a short time and then went into the
house. I was gone only a minute, and when I came out again I
Handed her a toothbrush.

I said, 'When you finish cutting the
grass, you might as well sweep the driveway.'

The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a
limp.

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Even total idiots can now avoid misfortune by following a bit of simple advice. 

http://www.wikihow.com/Avoid-Getting-Shot-by-a-Police-Officer